My Good For Nothing Wife

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Lyric

I get up in the morning, leave my pillow where I laid 
When I come home to take a nap, the bed still isn't made 
My good for nothing wife 
Oh, my good for nothing wife 
I had to sleep right where I stood 
because my good for nothing wife's no good

I went to get a cup of coffee, went to get another cup 
But there wasn't any left, 'cause someone drank it all up 
It was my good for nothing wife 
That good for nothing wife 
I had to brew another pot 
because my good for nothing wife did not 

I looked inside the fridge, there was nothing there to see 
Did my wife go to the store? No, she was watching TV 
Oh, that good for nothing wife 
Lazy, good for nothing wife 
I had to order Chinese 
because my good for nothing wife don't please 

When I went to go to bed, I left my socks by the door 
I woke up in the morning, they were still on the floor 
Oh that good for nothing wife 
My good for nothing wife 
I had to put them in the sink 
because my good for nothing wife don't think

Now I ain't takin' no more, gonna take my hat and my coat
I need to go and buy a pen to write a very angry note
To my good for nothing wife
"Attention: Good For Nothing Wife"
'Cause that's what I wanna do
And not because that lazy, good for nothing wife told me to