Mean Old Mom

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Lyric

She's the meanest Mom in the neighborhood 
She treats me so bad cause she wants me to be good 
I wanna play in the dirt but she keeps me clean 
That's why she's so mean 

When I want a toy or a tasty treat 
She always says later I can play and eat 
When I gotta go the bathroom she's always gone 
Mean old, mean old Mom 

Mean old Mom, I wanna go out 
"Did you forget to say 'please'? Don't make me tell you not to shout!" 
I'm all excited and she tells me to be calm 
Mean old, mean old Mom 

When I go to bed she makes lots of noise 
Playing with all the other girls and boys 
When I wake up she's sleeping like a log 
'Cause I am just a dog